Well the Oscars were handed out this past Sunday and there were no surprises at all. Everyone that was supposed to win, won. BORING!!!!!!!!!! Yes it was a snoozefest. The hosts, James Franco and Anne Hathaway, were also boring. They lacked any chemistry whatsoever. He looked stoned and unhappy. She looked like a deer caught in head lights. Can we please bring back Billy Crystal? DRESSES: Jennifer Lawrence---She is a very pretty girl with a very classy, simple dress. It was an excellent debut at the Oscars. So sorry you lost but you were up against Natalie Portman. Melissa Leo---She looked like a cowgirl. Really??? You wear that to the Oscars. Well, at least it was not as bad as Bjork's swan. Haillee Steinfeld---Impressive. The dress is very age appropriate. Very nice debut. Mila Kunis---She looked like she is wearing underwear. You wear something like that to the Grammys. Mandy Moore---I did not even recognize her at first. But it was still a pretty chose for her. Michelle Williams---Looked simple. Nice color. The hair??? Really. She looked like she did not want to be there, like she was forced to go. Amy Adams---Nice dress but that color did nothing for her. She should have went with a paler color. Jennifer Hudson---Too much dress. Her boobs were hanging out. I love her and everything but she is better than this. Cate Blanchett---What is up with that hole in the front of her dress??? Totally not needed. Scarlett Johannsen---You left me speechless. The dress was see through. Did you look in the mirror before you left the house??? Helena Bonham Carter---Looks like she went through a shredder. But it was so much better that that frock she wore at the Golden Globes. I understand what she was going for. Hilary Swank---Looked good but those feathers. I am not a big fan of feathers. Penelope Cruz---Looked amazing for having a baby just recently. I was very surprised. Halle Berry---I have to say that I love her. She will always be one of my favorites. But she looked like she was wearing drapes. Still love her though. Nicole Kidman---Just not feeling the dress at all. You are so much better than this. Sandra Bullock---Looked good. She is often hit or miss. But it was a hit. Jennifer Hudson should take a hint from her. Reese Witherspoon---To me, this is what you should look like at the Oscars. Classic. Gwyneth Paltrow---Looked like she was wearing saran wrap or shellac. No words for her. Natalie Portman---Looked good for being pregnant. It was a good color for her. Congrats on your Oscar. Best Dressed-------------------------Reese Witherspoon Worst Dressed-----------------------Mila Kunis Congrats to all the winners. Not going tobore you with a list of them. But I was excited to see Christian Bale finally win one. Now, Mark Wahlberg and Edward Norton need one. |





